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Why I Workout With My Toddler

Ever since baby bear was just a few months old, she has been in the gym with me. In fact, I’m pretty sure one of the first things she saw was a barbell! Currently, she is 16m old and still doing my workouts with me most days of the week. And I love it. If […]

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2016: A Year in Poo. I Mean REVIEW

  2016: Ah, are you thinking i’m going to talk about a lot of celebrities dying? Or that shit bag who raped the girl being the dumpster? Or the fact that social media has made the Presidential race full of a ridiculous slew of bad information on both sides. No. No i’m not. Although all […]

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Conversations with my Toddler

aka 2 year olds are jerks. Whoops. You think that’s not an appropriate  thing for me to say? Well.. let’s just go to the tape.. “Jack you are my best friend.” -Me “No. Dad is my best friend.” -Jack Throws his milk cup at the dog to show me he means business. To illustrate his […]

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Potty Training War
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Potty Training War

The Potty Training War Childhood is not a race. Mom’s these days are waaaaaay too into milestones. “Britt, my son is 1 and he only says 4 clear words. I’m worried. You work with special needs students what do you think? You think he’s delayed?” Hmm.. I think you should put down the baby book […]

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Birthday Letters 2016

 If you’ve read my blog for a while now, you would know that I write letters to my boys on their birthdays and stick them in a big envelope that I have in my closet. Why do I do this? The same reason I want to put a treasure map in our […]

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I Speak Toddler

  I speak fluent toddler. Made some cliff notes in case any one is going to be hanging out with a toddler in the near future. Their language is full of demands and blanks you have to fill in. Good thing they are adorable and hilarious or there would be some serious trouble.   NO- […]

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I Have a Person

I have a person. Today my son is 3.   My baby is gone     and a person showed up.     You know I invented this Facebook game in my mind: You open a bottle of wine and then you scroll your Facebook newsfeed. Every time you see someone post picture of their […]

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Scary Mommy Instagram Takeover
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Scary Mommy Instagram Takeover

Scary Mommy Instagram Takeover I have been guest posting on Scary Mommy for a couple months now. It’s been great. The Scary Mommy community is definitely my demographic. It is filled with hilarious and very real Mom’s. People who adore their kids, but don’t pretend every day is sunshine and unicorn farts.   I got […]

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