I dream of inventing something baby related. First time parents are the best marketing audience ever. You can convince a nervous pregnant woman to buy anything to try and prepare and control a situation that is so far beyond your control. Don’t get me started on Sophie Le Giraffe. $24.99 for a teething toy. […]
Read MoreSo we’ve established that parenting is equal parts glorious and horrifying. See: Mom Paradox. Something I observe regularly is how much people overthink social media. Comparing their lives to other people’s highlight reel. Feeling sad that everyone is else is so much more put successful, put together, in love… ect. Knock it off. No […]
Read More15. Be prepared for anything. 14. Wear matching shirts. 13. Don’t sweat the small stuff. 12. Don’t think any Christmas decoration is safe. No matter what you set up. 11.Find ways to be active with your kids. 10. Go to yoga. Even if it’s snowing. Check your excuses at the door. 9. Wear […]
Read MoreI try and not give advice to new parents unless they specifically ask for it. It’s their journey. I don’t want to project my crap on them. Their spouse, home, amount of children, career, weather ect. will all be different than what I experienced. The truth is everyone has to figure it out on their […]
Read MoreCrossroads: Though a literal definition of crossroads might be something like “the point where two roads meet,” it is more often used in a figurative way, to mean a situation that requires some important choice must be made. Transition. Soul Search. Change. Self Discovery. Growth. Un-tapping unlimited possibility. I’m in the middle of a […]
Read MoreHappy 3rd Birthday to my second born. My monkey. My mini me. Just like your Mom, you hold true to all the cliches of the second born. You sir, are a wild animal with a personality so large that I often wonder how it fits in such a small body. I write a letter every […]
Read More2017 is in full swing here on the bicep of Cape Cod. I’m force feeding every one vitamin D and tricking people I love into exercising. Because February is coming and it is by far the worst month in New England. By February, even the most hard core New Englanders are like, “Alright […]
Read More2016: Ah, are you thinking i’m going to talk about a lot of celebrities dying? Or that shit bag who raped the girl being the dumpster? Or the fact that social media has made the Presidential race full of a ridiculous slew of bad information on both sides. No. No i’m not. Although all […]
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