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2016: Ah, are you thinking i’m going to talk about a lot of celebrities dying? Or that shit bag who raped the girl being the dumpster? Or the fact that social media has made the Presidential race full of a ridiculous slew of bad information on both sides. No. No i’m not. Although all […]

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Here’s a Fun Trick to Play on Your Friends

Spending a lot more time in your house then you normally would because you have a baby? Big adjustment. Here’s a fun trick to play on your friends for your own enjoyment. 1. Invite your friends over for coffee. 2. Dress the baby in a hand me down from older sibling […]

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Stress Busting Motherhood

I posted an old blog to my Facebook yesterday. I decided I really liked the stress part. I also realized it was really long and most people probably didn’t even read to this. No one has an attention span these days. When the poop is over. The article is over. Just wanted to share with you a […]

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Perfect Gift Idea for Your Kids

Perfect Gift Idea for Your Kids My babies are growing into kids. It’s beautiful. Yet, one chore I recently accomplished was clearing the baby life out of our house. Burp cloths, see ya. Pack and play, don’t let the door hit ya. So it all went. To friends. To donation. To the garbage. Yet, […]

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Conversations with my Toddler

aka 2 year olds are jerks. Whoops. You think that’s not an appropriate thing for me to say? Well.. let’s just go to the tape.. “Jack you are my best friend.” -Me “No. Dad is my best friend.” -Jack Throws his milk cup at the dog to show me he means business. To illustrate his […]

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Top 10 Reasons I Love Bikram Yoga

Top 10 Reasons I Love Bikram Yoga Bikram Yoga Cape Cod is my happy place. Why? Too many reasons to count! Let’s start with 10. 10. Endorphin release. 9. Skin Detox. After giving birth to this Smudgy baby, I developed what they call “chicken skin” all over my arm and shoulders. Coming off […]

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Potty Training War

The Potty Training War Childhood is not a race. Mom’s these days are waaaaaay too into milestones. “Britt, my son is 1 and he only says 4 clear words. I’m worried. You work with special needs students what do you think? You think he’s delayed?” Hmm.. I think you should put down the baby book […]

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Scary Mommy Instagram Takeover

Scary Mommy Instagram Takeover I have been guest posting on Scary Mommy for a couple months now. It’s been great. The Scary Mommy community is definitely my demographic. It is filled with hilarious and very real Mom’s. People who adore their kids, but don’t pretend every day is sunshine and unicorn farts. I got […]