My coworker, Turd Ferguson, could not believe I had not seen the movie Marley & Me. I told him, “I don’t want to watch a movie about dogs dying. I specifically told Bandit that he is not allowed to die.” But Turd said.. “Ya, but this movie is the story of your life. She’s a […]
Read MoreHAPPY NATIONAL DOG DAY! 5 years ago I was searching the internet for a puppy. I found that many breeders are happy to give you a puppy after you fill out 27 pages of paper, give 15 references, let them spend the weekend at your home, take a blood oath….. Okay, I jest. I know […]
Read MoreNow if any of you know Bandit, then you know he is a freeloader. He naps like a cat Eats like a horse and he swims like a…. Oh wait, he doesn’t swim. He’s just a black lab living on Cape Cod. Why would you think he would go in the water? No thanks. Bandit […]
Read MoreOn this St. Paddy’s Day I’d like to give a shout out to another Saint I know. Thank you St. Bandit for not knowing that you are a dog. You are truly a kind dude. We weren’t sure how this was going to go. You were our fake baby before we were ready to have […]
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