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TOP 10 ITEMS FOR FIRST TIME PARENTS

I dream of inventing something baby related. First time parents are the best marketing audience ever. You can convince a nervous pregnant woman to buy anything to try and prepare and control a situation that is so far beyond your control.   Don’t get me started on Sophie Le Giraffe. $24.99 for a teething toy. […]

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I Speak Toddler

  I speak fluent toddler. Made some cliff notes in case any one is going to be hanging out with a toddler in the near future. Their language is full of demands and blanks you have to fill in. Good thing they are adorable and hilarious or there would be some serious trouble.   NO- […]

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I Have a Person

I have a person. Today my son is 3.   My baby is gone     and a person showed up.     You know I invented this Facebook game in my mind: You open a bottle of wine and then you scroll your Facebook newsfeed. Every time you see someone post picture of their […]

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Scary Mommy Instagram Takeover
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Scary Mommy Instagram Takeover

Scary Mommy Instagram Takeover I have been guest posting on Scary Mommy for a couple months now. It’s been great. The Scary Mommy community is definitely my demographic. It is filled with hilarious and very real Mom’s. People who adore their kids, but don’t pretend every day is sunshine and unicorn farts.   I got […]

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Honest worried mom life
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The Honest Worried Mom Life

This is the Honest worried mom life I worry about my kids. As do you. I save their lives all day long.. With great love always comes great pain. Fact. Totally worth it. Still a fact. Kids fall down. Kids get sick. Mom worry is real and it hurts. This girl didn’t care about much: […]

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Real Mom Truths for Every day Conversations

Conversations and cultural norms are what make us civilized right? Okay sure. Let’s go with that.   People are always saying, “How’s it going?” and I smile and say, “It goes!” or “Good, how are you?” You get it. Pleasantries. Normal adult stuff. I’ve been having such a crap week but nothing earth shattering. You […]

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New Life, New Body, Welcome to Motherhood

  Everyone’s always blabbing on about baby weight. Don’t get me wrong the baby weight is at times an unavoidable truth that’s hanging out. Literally, hanging out of the top of your jeans. Muffin top high five! My husband and I were having a gentleman’s crown and ginger at the kitchen table the other night […]

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15 Little Habits, To Help You Stay Fit and Healthy During Your Pregnancy

Pregnancy is the most powerful period of every women’s life. It’s the time of your life when you have a life growing inside you, making you feel new yet so amazing and blessed. It’s also the time when you have to take a very good care for your health because everything you do affects the […]

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