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Pregnancy

Pregnant Lady 101: How to Speak to a Pregnant Woman

  People are generally very kind to pregnant women. Now even though that is a  true statement there are certain groups of people that mean well, but they just don’t understand. These people may be male, never have been pregnant, or have been pregnant so long ago that they forget, or they could just be rude […]

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Parenting

A Letter to My Sons about Marriage

An open letter to my sons  about marriage from your Mom at 29. To my favorite homies, Is homies not cool any more? Damn. To my BELOVED sons, Better? OK, whatever. Obviously I am embarrassing at this point in your life regardless. But I have info for you. Real live info that I think will […]

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It’s Wedding Time

It’s wedding season. I’m excited to celebrate one of my favorite pen pals this weekend.  I still have no idea what I’m going to wear to this fancy affair. I have the day off, but going to the mall with my children today is out of the question. Taking them anywhere right now is like herding […]

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Home Sweet Home

Growing up in the same house your entire childhood gives you a pretty decent sense of security. Whether you know it or not Therefore, to have it abruptly end when you are 18, your parental units tell each other to F themselves and we all go our separate ways. Oh we all knew it was […]

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Home is Not a Place, it’s a Feeling.

Look at the the guy all the way to the left (he’s pointing).     I watched him marry a beautiful woman this weekend.    I love being an adult. I don’t wish to go back to adolescence, high school or college. Well, let me be more specific. I think I’d like to go back to […]

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