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10 Tips for Surviving the Back to School Transition

    1. Buy 75 water bottles and 1,230 pairs of mittens. You will still end up with 10 non matched mittens and zero water bottles by March. 2. Stop complaining about school supplies School budgets have no room to buy the amount of crayons that can be needed for fun learning. We all have […]

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I Speak Toddler

  I speak fluent toddler. Made some cliff notes in case any one is going to be hanging out with a toddler in the near future. Their language is full of demands and blanks you have to fill in. Good thing they are adorable and hilarious or there would be some serious trouble.   NO- […]

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Scary Mommy Instagram Takeover

Scary Mommy Instagram Takeover I have been guest posting on Scary Mommy for a couple months now. It’s been great. The Scary Mommy community is definitely my demographic. It is filled with hilarious and very real Mom’s. People who adore their kids, but don’t pretend every day is sunshine and unicorn farts.   I got […]

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Real Mom Truths for Every day Conversations

Conversations and cultural norms are what make us civilized right? Okay sure. Let’s go with that.   People are always saying, “How’s it going?” and I smile and say, “It goes!” or “Good, how are you?” You get it. Pleasantries. Normal adult stuff. I’ve been having such a crap week but nothing earth shattering. You […]

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Milestones that don’t make the Baby Book

  Baby books are cute. Fun to look back on. Always on every baby registry. Yet I keep finding myself come across milestones that don’t have a page in that book. I figured I would add this sheet for you to fill out, incase you are missing out on all these milestones that don’t make […]

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An Apology to My Second Child

Dear Smudgy Baby, You are the best surprise of my life. Your brother was 3 months old when you were concieved. Surprise! Don’t worry, we hoped our children would be close in age, and there you were.   Yet having a second baby at anytime is challenging, never mind the craziness of having two under two […]

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Instagram vs. My Camera Roll, More Unfiltered Mom life.

INSTAGRAM CHOICE vs. MY CAMERA ROLL     So much sharing your life through a filter. Oh Instagram! Don’t get me wrong. I do it too. I love slapping some Valencia on a picture while I’m waiting at the doctor’s office. I was pregnant for two yeas, So ALL I did was sit at the […]

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SOMEBODY’S MOTHER’S ANNIVERSARY

1 YEAR & 100 POSTS LATER…   Somebody’s MOTHER is now 1 year old. THANKS for reading homies!   We’ve laughed. We’ve cried. We’ve all peed our pants from sneezing or trying to partake in recreational activities. That’s not just me right? Anyways,thanks for reading along!!   Did I learn anything in the past year […]

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