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TOP 10 ITEMS FOR FIRST TIME PARENTS

I dream of inventing something baby related. First time parents are the best marketing audience ever. You can convince a nervous pregnant woman to buy anything to try and prepare and control a situation that is so far beyond your control.   Don’t get me started on Sophie Le Giraffe. $24.99 for a teething toy. […]

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Job Application for Motherhood

I was just filling out an application online. Halfway done and I get distracted by preschool thunder dome going on in my living room. Come back. It disconnected from the internet. Then my MAC is saying update something or other. Things are freezing. So I hit the update and let this beast restart. Went and […]

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ONE FOURTH OF JULY BEER FOR MOM

An impossible tale of one brave Mom’s quest to have a beer cold from start to finish while at the beach.  The word vacation changes meanings when you become a parent. Getting ready for the beach is like playing the amazing race. Sun blocking my children is like trying to baptize a cat. Taking your […]

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Parental Burnout: You Can Do This One More Day

  “Of COURSE I love my kids…I take them EVERYwhere! …unfortunately, they always seem to find their way home.” – Jaime Buckley Just one more day. That’s what we tell ourselves. You can do this for…one…more…day. …and then you tell yourself the same thing tomorrow. And on and on and on…. That’s what happens over […]

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Here’s a Fun Trick to Play on Your Friends

 Spending a lot more time in your house then you normally would because you have a baby? Big adjustment. Here’s a fun trick to play on your friends for your own enjoyment. 1. Invite your friends over for coffee. 2. Dress the baby in a hand me down from older sibling […]

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Self Care: SIMPLE, YET NOT EASY

Taking care of yourself means changing your habits. Habitual behavior we learned for years and years does not go away overnight. That’s just how we are wired. The good news is, that with long term dedication and consistency, you can change ANY habit. This i’m sure of. The best habits you can teach yourself are […]

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Stress Busting Motherhood

I posted an old blog to my Facebook yesterday.  I decided I really liked the stress part. I also realized it was really long and most people probably didn’t even read to this. No one has an attention span these days. When the poop is over. The article is over.  Just wanted to share with you a […]

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Conversations with my Toddler

aka 2 year olds are jerks. Whoops. You think that’s not an appropriate  thing for me to say? Well.. let’s just go to the tape.. “Jack you are my best friend.” -Me “No. Dad is my best friend.” -Jack Throws his milk cup at the dog to show me he means business. To illustrate his […]

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