In light of these parents getting exposed for paying their kids way into college, I feel as though we should discuss 2019 parenting. First off, we know this stuff happens everywhere. People paying their kids way into things. I just think it’s hilarious that Auntie Becky got caught thinking she’s above the rules of decency […]
Read MoreThis is 30: Happy Halloween Addition “In girl world, Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” -Cady, Mean Girls There she is. Young Britt. What a goober. If these pictures were a jeopardy question, the answer […]
Read MoreIf you’ve read my blog for a while now, you would know that I write letters to my boys on their birthdays and stick them in a big envelope that I have in my closet. Why do I do this? The same reason I want to put a treasure map in our […]
Read MoreI have a person. Today my son is 3. My baby is gone and a person showed up. You know I invented this Facebook game in my mind: You open a bottle of wine and then you scroll your Facebook newsfeed. Every time you see someone post picture of their […]
Read MoreClose your eyes, make a wish. You are 30. This means you officially understand how fast life goes by. You now understand why when you were a kid, every time an adult who you hadn’t seen you in a while would comment on how “tall” or “grown up” you are. They “can’t believe […]
Read MoreHappy Birthday to me. Today I leave my 20s behind. I think people obsess over age way too much. I know mature 21 year olds and I know peter pan 40 year olds. The number doesn’t tell me that much about a person. You know that old saying, it is better to have waited until […]
Read MoreCRY IF I WANT TO! CRY IF I WANT TO! You would cry too if it happened to you! *If you get that song reference, give yourself a high five. If you started singing it to yourself out loud after reading that. Give yourself a hug. Then follow me on Instagram. @somebodys_mother. Because I feel […]
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