Me: “Happy Birthday to you. You live in a Zoo. You look like a Monkey and you smell like one too.”
Ben: “Party party! Ooo oooo Oohh ahhh ahhh.. ”
All my best guys have Summer birthdays. Benny B and El Bandito are July. The dad and the smudge are in August. So in our family we have started a tradition of having one celebration for every one who has a birthday in the Spring and one celebration for people who have birthdays in the Summer. Hey is it my fault I’m the only one with who has a birthday in the spring?? Not really my problem.
Either way, We celebrated all my Summer guys! Seeing your kids that happy is like a drug. It’s such an emotional high. It’s why parents play santa claus. It’s why surprise birthday parties exist. It’s fun to see the people you love happy. End of story.
Well, they won’t be happy with you when you take away the sugar.
The face you make when Mom finally gives you sugar, but then takes it away.
Moms are so mean.
Yes, Yes I am.
After Smudge and I agreed to disagree about how much whoopee pie cake a 1 year old should eat. We had a good time.
So I gathered photographic evidence of what you need to do to have a Happy Birthday.. I figured I would share with you.
You will need:
Have your Auntie Co fly across the country for your birthday party.
Assemble more Aunts and Unlces. Make them over feed you delicious snacks.
Use your cuteness as a weapon.
Bask in the glory of being the only grandchildren so far.
SOME SWEET ACCESSORIES
LET THERE BE CAKE
Silly Party Toys
& a PROFESSIONAL FACE PAINTER!
And by professional I mean, Mom’s best friend who did it because she loves the homies.
DON’T FORGET SPACE TO RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN AND TO ROLL IN THE GRASS
A PINATA FULL OF DIABETES! It’s raining sugar kids.
TO BE FOUGHT OVER BY BEAUTIFUL LADIES. Tough life JW.
It’s a good day to be a giant baby. That’s for sure.
They had so much fun. My heart is so full. Thank you every body for loving my kids.