Now if you have been following along my blog you may remember when I did a little demonstration on Realistic MOM Selfies! I was looking for something in the archives of my blog today and I stumbled upon that blog. It made me laugh. So I decided to share a PART 2. Because being a parent is ridiculous and hilarious.
Alright, so you are cruising social media while avoiding adult responsibilities and you see a selfie. Hmm, wow she just had two kids. She looks great!
Well, thank you. I try.
But in the spirit of living my life honestly. I must confess, my days are not all wearing red dresses while drinking cocktails with beautiful women at a wedding in Cohassett, MA. A wedding so beautiful it was in a bridal magazine. So I had to brush my hair that day! Mine as well document that shit.
No, some days are messy. Some days you rip your pants open but just have to keep moving forward. Some days you cry in your car. There are no real rules for motherhood. Or life I suppose.
In the spirit of celebrating the moments of motherhood that are real, here are some realistic Mom selfies I took for you!
I call this one: FRIDAY NIGHT!
FUN WITH COWS ON FIELD TRIPS!
WHO REALLY KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR HAIR
WHEN YOU ONLY HAVE 5 MINUTES!
TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN
GLAD I CAN TURN EXHBIT A into EXHIBIT B in 10 minutes.
At this point, it’s basically a fire drill.
HOW WET I AM EVERY NIGHT AFTER BATHING MY CHILDREN
WORK FRIENDS KEEP YOU SANE.
WELL, AS SANE AS POSSIBLE
“I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 22.”
HAPPY AS A CLAM THAT I AM SITTING IN THE CELL PHONE LOT AT THE AIRPORT. DRINKING COFFEE AND READING MY BOOK. A WHOLE 40 MINUTES OF NO ONE INVADING MY PERSONAL SPACE.
TRYING TO GET ALL THE CHILDREN
TO LOOK AT THE PICTURE IS A FOOL’S TASK
THE COW DOES SAY MOO!
Stay weird my friends.