Alright, HALLOWEEN, GO!
My two year old is finally starting to understand holiday fun! How fun! Time for some Halloween celebrations! Hooray!
In the afternoon, my sister takes both boys outside. I put on my entire bee costume including a pair of sunglasses. I sneak out the front door and around back. I come flying into the yard, buzzing my brains out.
In my mind, I assumed Ben would LOVE this. I’m buzzing like I am the best god damn Mom in the world.
Now, I THINK BEN IS RUNNING AWAY FROM ME LAUGHING.
So therefore, I continue to chase him..
I soon realize that he does not even recognize this person as me and he is horrified. My child is screaming in a panic. This giant bee is going to murder him.
My sister is literally crossing her legs so she doesn’t pee, she is laughing so hard.
I think i’m giving my child creative, imaginative, fun memories.
He thought he was going to die.
You win some, you lose some.
Fear not, Halloween got better