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A Quick Halloween Tale: I’m the Worst

Alright, HALLOWEEN, GO!

My two year old is finally starting to understand holiday fun! How fun! Time for some Halloween celebrations! Hooray!
In the afternoon, my sister takes both boys outside. I put on my entire bee costume including a pair of sunglasses. I sneak out the front door and around back. I come flying into the yard, buzzing my brains out.

In my mind, I assumed Ben would LOVE this. I’m buzzing like I am the best god damn Mom in the world.

Now, I THINK BEN IS RUNNING AWAY FROM ME LAUGHING.

So therefore, I continue to chase him..

I soon realize that he does not even recognize this person as me and he is horrified. My child is screaming in a panic. This giant bee is going to murder him.

My sister is literally crossing her legs so she doesn’t pee, she is laughing so hard.

I think i’m giving my child creative, imaginative, fun memories.

He thought he was going to die.

You win some, you lose some.

Fear not, Halloween got better

 

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