Month: July 2015

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Birthday Wishes

I have to decided to write the boys letters every year on their birthdays. Put them in an envelope and keep them all stored away. Give them to them when they flee our home someday in search of themselves, love, and independence. Especially if I’m not around one day! I know, DARK. But life is […]

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Summer Birthday Madness

Me: “Happy Birthday to you. You live in a Zoo. You look like a Monkey and you smell like one too.” Ben: “Party party! Ooo oooo Oohh ahhh ahhh.. ” All my best guys have Summer birthdays. Benny B and El Bandito are July. The dad and the smudge are in August. So in our […]

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Home Sweet Home

Growing up in the same house your entire childhood gives you a pretty decent sense of security. Whether you know it or not Therefore, to have it abruptly end when you are 18, your parental units tell each other to F themselves and we all go our separate ways. Oh we all knew it was […]

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Are You My Last Baby?

As I watch you sleep, questions from friends and strangers run through my mind… “Are you going to have any more?” “Oh Com’on, You’re going to have a 3rd right?” “You’ve got to give Josh a little Princess!” “You guys need a little girl.” “You’re not done! Com’on” “Will you guys have more kids?” I […]

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I Miss My Kid: Tales of Teething

Has any one seen this kid? I know I left him around here somewhere! Yet, I keep waking up and finding Oscar the grouch in the crib. Well or on the floor. I mean we have been on a steady tylenol stream. Shit gets weird.        Well, I sure do hope he comes […]

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Woman Crush Wednesday: Amy Schumer is My Spirit Animal.

 The internet says WOMAN CRUSH WEDNESDAY? ALRIGHT, I’ll bite. I love women. I’m straight. But I have a solid appreciation for beautiful women. I have an even stronger appreciation for awesome women. My #1 lady lover crush has always been Kerri Walsh Jennings. Olympian/ Kick ass Mom. Who wins gold medals in-between having […]

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ONE 4th of July Mom Beer

 The word vacation changes meanings when you become a parent. Getting ready for the beach is like playing the amazing race. Sun blocking my children is like trying to baptize a cat. Taking your kids to the beach is the best! They are happy and stimulated. It is quite wonderful. But now that you […]

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Instafriends

I’ve been thinking about writing this blog for about two weeks now. I’ve started it about three times. I tried my best to write it last night. I drank a glass of white wine with a little pomegranate juice splashed in it and fell sleep watching “Inside Amy Schumer” instead. Which ultimately,going to bed instead […]

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